I've never really read the story of Don Quixote but like most of us I suppose I've absorbed the concept of tilting at windmills to a degree. After at least skimming an abridged summary of the classic Spanish work not only do I realize that I should actually take the time to read the story but am just tickled to find out that I've been missing the point entirely. Don Quixote in the end renounces his crazy fantasy adventuresome self and becomes sane. Then he slips into melancholy and dies. Why die sane and depressed? Wouldn't it be a better idea to waste your time tilting at a few windmills and die a bit crazy but happy? Take icebergs, for example.
Off and on while contemplating oceans, adventures, and icebergs; what, you don't do things like that? I do. Anyhow, whilst thus cogitating I have now and again had the silly thought, wouldn't it be cool to manage to actually climb up on an iceberg and jump off into the water? Probably more cold than cool, but, cool nevertheless. I always wondered about how one would find an iceberg, much less how to clamber up one. Would you be risking hitting your head if the underwater part were bigger than the above water part? You would certainly need some help, couldn't just paddle your kayak up to an iceberg expecting to jump off, probably freeze to death before you could dry off and change clothes. Didn't much figure it would ever be a serious logistical possibility, but, hey you never know.
Then one day while touring Prince William Sound on my friend Bob's fantastic boat the Ambience, an unexpected family vacation with an old friend, there we were stymied trying to work our way into a remote anchorage because, of all things, the ocean was choked with--yep, icebergs. They were mainly little fellows, maybe refrigerator size. Bob was getting increasingly edgy put-putting around in this thickening crop of overgrown ice cubes, and remember, this floating hotel we are on is worth more than I will ever be and then some. Suddenly it dawns on me, look, icebergs.
"Uh Bob, say, looks like we're about to turn this baby around and get out of here while the getting is good,but, you see that one bigger 'berg out there? What say you get about as close as you can to it, then lend me one of your kayaks, and maybe I'll strip down to a swimming suit, and go over and clamber up on it so's I can jump off. Yes, I know, it sounds pretty crazy, but you know me, I do occasionally do crazy stuff. Remember, we met over a decade ago Paragliding in New Zealand for heavens sake?"
Well, okay. The youngest son was pretty skeptical for quite awhile. The first question is, will the silly thing flip over when one tries to stand on it?
And then, how cold really is that water? Yeah, it is June, but look, the icebergs are not melting for a reason. And how far can you swim in water that cold anyhow? And what if you stop breathing when you hit the water in the first place?
All good questions, all difficult to answer without experimentation. The flip over one turned out not to be an issue.
Afterwards, when it has moved from dream to reality, it becomes a story, and a treasured memory. It may become a family legend if it is remembered enough, and surely, should infect the sons with a sense of wonderment and adventure lust that will stoke their imaginations and help fuel their dreams, and those of their sons.